the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
FINALLY ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
if you knew nothing about harry styles before you saw this gif, you now know everything, there’s nothing left to know, this is it this is all there is to know about him as a human being i promise you this
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
#what i love about this gift set more than anything#is that will ferrell is doing his thing and crowding into harry’s space#to get a reaction#and harry does something so unexpected with his little jump thing#that will actually startles and jumps back#i wonder how often that happens#how often will ferrell is bested at his own game#even more for a moment#probably not very often#god bless harry styles (x)
needed this thank u
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This boys voice sounds like Harry + Zayn’s mixed together. Right in he feels man. just take a listen like it’s so amazingly close I can’t even…
UGH I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING
this is fuckin legit… oh my god..
who is this godly creature?!
I wonder if this amazing God-given being LOOKS like a mash up of them.
Omg, what if he has the voice of Zayn and Harry, and he looked like Louis and Liam, and he had the personality of Niall.
dfsdjghasgh HE’S MINE IF HE DOES, ALRIGHT?
oh gosh. Perfect.